How Tuesday started to hate Monday #randomrant

Now usually people complain about Mondays and I honestly can understand why. But Tuesdays are even worse if think of it. If it would be up to me, I would ban Tuesday all together.

Monday now has become a better day because people complained about it. You have 50% off coffees around random coffee shops in town just because it’s Schnitzel Monday. Or you can get a free muffin with your coffee if it’s Monday. But my question is Why!!!

They all just days! Why do we discriminate against the other days? Why the Schnitzel should I pay for a coffee 0.90£ on a Monday but the 1.80£ on a Tuesday? Is it made with Evian Water on a Tuesday? And how is Tuesday better than Monday you might ask? Hit it Drake

Tuesday is the worst day due to the smoothings made on Monday. Officially (not really but it could be). If I would have to choose one day that should disappear from my calendar I would pick Tuesday because no one will ever go out on a Tuesday. On a Tuesday you usually are already sick of work even though you just had one day of work. And yet, why does Monday get the benefit of smoothings but Tuesday doesn’t?
Therefore I am starting a new campaign, eventhough it’s going to be only me taking part of it.Forget#TacoTuesday cause now #TruthTuesday is here.

From now on I will always take Tuesdays as a Truthsday in which I will always be truthful to myself. Do I want this ice cream? Hell yeah! Do I want to go to the gym? Schnitzel No! Do I want to eat Doritos on my couch and  watch the Tellie? Miley knows what’s good!

Call me what you want but sometimes we all need a break in the middle of the week. Especially in these days where time flies because we all to busy going to the gym or working that extra hour in order to have a better chance for that promotion. But not on my Truthsday! On Truthsday my needs will come first. It’s me first then everything else second. 

And that my friends is how Tuesday started to hate Monday! Because Tuesday was so happy with who it was! Don’t be like Tuesday. Be more concerned about yourself rather than others! Don’t look at Monday from Sunday! Just Schnitzel live in the moment kay? Good you got it!

When you can’t decide about what to rant… #rantingaboutnothing

 

Please don’t tell me I am the only one who sits on a toilet more than the average amount of time that is acceptable and ponders about life questions. If it would be up to me, I would make any decision on the toilet. Don’t know man, it just feels so inspiring. It might be because of the position or that you are working towards something, but that’s how my ideas start to flow. To be honest most of my ideas come in the mornings (way too early mornings if you’re going to ask me) on the toilet.

This Sunday it was more like a rant itself. I just sat there waiting… and waiting for the ideas, you know, to flow. So what did I do, you might ask? Well, I took my phone, checked Facebook, Twitter, Instagram. Nothing. There was absolute silence. Now, normally the voices in my head – wow that sounds bad. I promise I am not crazy by the way – they start having a conversation regarding Schnitzel I had dreamed of, or stuff that I just saw on the morning news. By the way, did you ever wonder when the news broadcasters wake up? Or do they ever go to sleep? By this time I was ready. But my System was not, point in which I decided to think happy thoughts, like:

So, after 25 minutes of sitting there, my feet got numb and I decided to give up. When to the kitchen and wanted to make a coffee. Usually, I am too lazy to make coffee but this time I said to myself you know what? Sometimes my System, let’s call it my System, needs a push. A little help from a friend. So I decided to make the coffee extra strong. You know what I mean, the bullet coffee. You take a sip and need to go instantly to the toilet. So, I took my french press and set the kettle on. Whilst I was waiting for the water to boil, I started to think of who was the genius who designed the British Houses. Who in their right mind, would make a huge bedroom, a huge living room but a tiny kitchen and a tiny bathroom? What should a foreigner understand from this? British never cook and never need too much space to take a shower? Hmmm, maybe that’s why most of them are really tall and really skinny.

The Kettle was already boiling and I added the water to the coffee. I took a spoon and starting stirring the ingredients as if I was a witch. Looking in the French Press, smelling the fresh and strong smell of coffee I started to think of who named the spoon a spoon? And why is the spoon not a fork? Is it because the fork forks and the spoon spoons? Naaah, that’s just stupid. I took my coffee and went back on my couch and then I started looking into the TV Programme. It was Sunday so nothing much was happening. Oh well, I shall take my inspiration from somewhere else. But then I started to pack my things to go to the gym. Yep, this was me giving up. And man it sucked. But this is a recurrent thing and I am pretty sure not the only one who has an issue with this. But at least I had a good work out and I never thought that I would ever be writing/ranting about when the toilet isn’t working its magic

 

People who take everything so personal

I took my time, a long time, and thought of what I should rant next. Now, don’t get me wrong cause I have plenty to rant about but the thing with ranting is that people might get offended, thing I won’t want to do. From my point of view, regardless of the topic people will get offended but in true honesty, they need to understand, that this is from my perspective and my perspective only. Therefore my topic today is people who take everything so personal because I won’t bite my tongue.

Now I’ve learned that with some people I can’t be honest cause they can’t handle the truth. That’s why sometimes I have to say Schnitzel like “it’s not you, it’s me” which by the way we all know that it’s you… “I’ve been thinking about it and…” which means I didn’t give a crap and most likely forgot about it but still don’t want to do it, “I am telling you this only because I care” and because you are a stupid Schnitzel and might get yourself in trouble.

But I’ve tried to keep as much as possible away from people that take everything so personal. For example, let’s say you are having a cheese and ham toastie at lunch and all of a sudden a colleague appears out of Schnitzel Heaven and starts huffing and puffing. You turn your head, make eye contact and you hear the words: “I can’t believe you are eating cheese in front of me. You know I am vegan”. Now you’re thanking God for the power given so that you can keep your poker face and not react. But really Schnitzel? You come and sit exactly next to me out of all the tables that are free and rub the vegan thing in my face? Please. You had the choice so go cook yourself. No one made you sit there.

Another thing that I don’t understand is why the Schnitzel do they think that everything is about them. Like there is a secret world organisation that decides to do these things. Well, there isn’t one. It’s frustrating to think that people are actually so attacked by stuff that is meant not in their direction or heck even maybe a person is just venting. Why do they have to go and make such a big fuss about it? For example one of my friends once was very mad at me because I was trying to explain to him what happened the night before, an outing he couldn’t attend to. He was really out of boundaries saying: “Why should I care what happened? I wasn’t there so it most likely sucked” Now aren’t you a self-centered Schnitzel who thinks that he is so important to a group of people that we can’t function without your presence. Sorry to inform you but we are not the flies to your shit!

Sometimes people need just to chill out and understand that this isn’t a way to live. That frustration and anger that is inside of them, needs to come out so that they can start finally living. Communication is key but if you get aggravated just because someone said that you don’t agree with that’s just rubbish. Try to keep an open mind and try looking from the others person perspective. In 99% of the time, things aren’t what they seem. I believe that everyone should learn how to NOT take themselves so seriously regardless of the social status and try to be happier. Smiling is not a weakness. I mean even, Beyonce smiles! Why shouldn’t you?

Bad Days

Hey, you. Now did you ever encounter a bad day? You lie! Of course, you have. Everyone has a bad day. Now, this post won’t be about the people who cause bad days cause that’s going to be another blog post. We are going to take the bad days and look at them in a more humorous way. Now before you read this, you need to have a Schnitzel at hand. Why? Because we all need to smile when we have a bad day so shut up and bring that Schnitzel. Now, what do we think of bad days? Or let me rephrase. What do bad days have in common with the good days? Exactly my smart friend. They are days. 24 hours. But is it really 24 hours?🤔

Usually, we start in your bedroom. That didn’t come out right. We start in our bedrooms. We take the leap of faith of leaving that fluffy, warm nest due to the fact that our alarm rang or because the physical necessities are too strong. We do our business and then something decides to pop up like a zit on your face on your prom day. Have you ever imagined how it would feel like to be slapped by a Schnitzel? It firstly, most likely, is bound to hurt and secondly it will make you feel more oily than usual.🙊🙊🙊

So your bad day starts. But we all know that everything that starts needs to finish. Sometimes quicker than expected… This didn’t come out right either. Yet we are convinced that it’s going to be a bad day, aren’t we? If it started badly it has to continue to be a bad day. Yet did we ever think that maybe, but just maybe, this is something that we can influence? Schnitzel happens all the time but we need to take ownership of that Schnitzel. It might not be the perfect Schnitzel but it’s ours. Therefore I suggest banging that Schnitzel against something a couple of times, chop it up and put it in a Salad with some yoghurt dressing and voila! Caeser Salad 😎😎😎😎

Bad days are just days, which in 99% of the cases it’s not even a day. Imagine having 24 hours of bad news. Constantly! That’s a scary Schnitzel. I never took myself too serious. Therefore I am always ready to bang my Schnitzel. Ok, now this one was really bad. Should I just assume because I make mistakes that I’m having a bad day? No! Exactly. Because – and I think it will catch on with the youngsters soon enough – if life throws a Schnitzel at you, make a god damn enjoyable Caesar Salad! No worries, I’m fine also with a Chicken Burger or a Schnitzel Tikka – this might actually be a good idea. I need to go and test it. So you, my dear friend, take that Schnitzel you brought with you and get your Salad. Until the next time: shake the Schnitzel and take back your good day!☀️️☀️️☀️️